What is this site

This site is for the enjoyment of it's viewers!

is there coffee here?

Only theoretical coffee.

was the door locked?

Allegedly.

is the coffee free?

Yes, it is free*.

What is the "coffee"?

The "coffee" is an analogy to a beloved FPS looter shooter battle royale game.

side note

They're doing their best so be kind! The coffee isn't real, but they are real people!

fyi

We like to share deals with you. This is not a coupon site.